“I’ve done a four hour gym session today – I’m allowed a pint of wine!” – Chris
“You’re all rubbish… And I’m special” – Steve
“Sorry, I wasn’t listening to you, I already knew what my answer was” – Alex
Andy – “I didn’t want to be harsh.”Steve – “Don’t worry, I was there to take up the slack!”
“Arrrgh! That was a pre-emptive 'Arrrgh’ !” – Steve after Alex gaffer taped his leg.
“What does Steve need a girlfriend for? He’s got cheese!” – Michelle is unsure that women and dairy products can co-exist peacefully in Steve’s brain.
“I can’t believe you just threw a frijj at his penis!” – Andy joins his fellow sex when it comes to damaging parts of their anatomy.
“Michelle doesn’t like the chocolate bomb” – James.“Well she’s wrong” – Andy.
“Just think of him as a meatloaf slimmed down” – Alex.“What, like a veggie-loaf?” – Steve.
“What? Weren’t you paying attention in the 1950’s?” – Steve
“When are you leaving the county? I don’t understand why you are still here!” – Michelle on Alex’s leaving plans.
“It’s alright, there’s no-one here” – Alex, turning up the volume on The Witchdoctor.“I’m here!” – Steve, less than impressed.
“Was it as good for you as it was for her?” – Steve.“I’m freezing” – Michael.
“They hired the cheapest they could get” – Michael.“They should have called me!” – Alex.
“Above nipple height” – Michael.“That’s as up as it goes!” – Andy.
There are two types of fool. Those who have never done Endurance80 and those who have done it twice” – Japanese proverb (adjusted)
“It’s terrible when you look through Chris’ legs and see his face” – Andy
“Beavers too wet” says man.
Nina – “Look at Andy! It’s horrendous!”
“Is that guy in the wheelchair just walking around?” – Lindsay
“I love my boobs!” – Em
“ A realy man gets a car, not a Ka!” – Michelle to Andy II
Michael – “I’m on fire! I’m on fire!”Andy – “No you’re not, no you’re not!”Michael – “Cool.”
James – “Get a f**king paper round.”Steve – “Get a job at Homebase, you could be his boss in a week.”
“You know when you’ve been Peppered!” – Chris
“Hello Mate!” – Chris
“Chris is going to park your sister” – Alex to Lindsay.
“I want to whittle a beaver” – Michael
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